myartblogbitch:

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS POST BY AUGUST 20TH WILL GET A PIECE OF ART IN THERE INBOX BASED ON THEIR BLOG

sodamnrelatable:

I got some McDonalds and it costed $6.66 and my cashier said “oh lawd can you order some extra sauce or somtin gawd has been good to me that number is for da devil or somtin”

thatkidcallednick:

Is this Lorna from Orange is the New Black?

thatkidcallednick:

Is this Lorna from Orange is the New Black?

nonstupidname14:

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

#i am also full of snacks and darkness

this is deep

nonstupidname14:

willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

this is deep

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When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

When yah parents talking to they friends and you ready to go.

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan)

" Call me at 4 am, and tell me it’s because you want to hear my voice. "

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(via incoloure)

I won’t answer because I’ll be knocked the fuck out but I’ll appreciate the voicemail in the morning 

(via kasen09)

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  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person: